Last Christmas, out of the blue, a hitherto unknown lady called Afua Asantewaa embarked on a time-wasting endeavor called a “singathon”, aided and abbeted by fanfoolers in the guise of commuinity and “supporting our own”.
Ever since then, we have struggled to find peace of mind, with “Afua Singathon” (as she is not-so-affectionately called), continuing to threaten Ghanaians with another “singathon” at every opportunity.
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Alas, our worst nightmare (since the threat of having NAPO as a vice president has been effectively neutralized) seems to be coming true as Madam Singathon has announced another attempt.
She expects to sing for 105 hours in Kumasi, Heros Park Annex, from 21st to 25th December. Last year she “sang” for almost 127 hours, and got disqualified by Guinness World Records after parading herself around the country like she was already a world record holder.
It still blows the minds of many that someone who obviously has no musical inclination whatsoever would choose to embark on a singing marathon. And then proceed to insert herself into spaces where real musicians are. For example, what exactly was she doing on that Kuame Eugene “All Stars” peace song? Video below:
We’ll just have to assume that her verse was so terrible they had to take it out, but Kuame Eugene was kind enough to let her appear in the video anyway. Because her presence was extremely unnecessary.
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Hopefully GWR would send her a last-minute notice announcing that she has been banned forever and would be immediately arrested and imprisoned for life, should she ever dare think of singing to more than one person (her husband). Enough is enough.
SOURCE: theloudlaymen.com