Michael Blackson has realized a bit too late that he chose the wrong horse to back in the just-ended elections in Ghana. He didn’t jump on a campaign stage to dance “sisi fiaa” or openly endorse anyone with his chest though (clearly a coward).
What he did instead was sarcastically wonder loudly on Twitter why Ghanaians would want to vote for “that guy” after “rejecting” him in 2016. “That guy” obviously being president-elect H.E. John Dramani Mahama.
Apparently, nothing clears the brain faster and brings more clarification like a “haircut”. After the Barber-in-Chief, Ken Kong shaved a hefty amount off his one-million dollar eurobond, Michael had a lot to say. But being so cowardly (or probably very aware of the culture of silence indirectly imposed on Ghanaians by our very own Pharoah), he beat about the bush till he was exhausted.
He literally blamed all Ghanaians for stealing his money, while knowing full well that Chief Barber Ken Kong was behind his wonderful haircut. He later had to issue an apology.
Apparently he even tried to get some “Big Men” to help him but he didn’t realise he was way too deep in the trenches for the special brand of Ghanaian bureaucracy to save him.
He realized rather belatedly that Nana Pharoah had rendered all your favorite “big men” useless in unbelievable ways. All he could do was pray for a miracle. Luckily for Ghanaians, the NPP suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the country and things are looking good. (At least I can call him Pharoah and Greedy Bofrot and Billy Santo without worrying that they might pull a Bongo Ideas on me in the middle of the night).
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Keep in mind that in all his rantings, not once did he mention any names or tag any particular individual. Considering how active Gabby is on Twitter (he has been suspiciously silent for the past few days), he should have tagged him at least with his grievances.
Fast forward to December, Ghanaians are preparing to swear in a new president in January and now everyone has a voice. The collective gag seems to have been removed and suddenly everyone has things to say!
So what does a coward like Michael Blackson do? Of course, he starts by trying to ingratiate himself with “that guy” he asked Ghanaians not to vote for. He congratulated the president-elect with the following message on Twitter:
“Congrats and welcome back Mahama. May God guide you to lead our motherland into the right direction. Thank you Ghana for a peaceful election.”
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After rightly catching heat for being a big hypocrite, he started explaining himself, claiming that he actually did not know much about Mahama and his careless statement from earlier in the year was as a result of ignorance.
It didn’t take too long for him to expose his real intentions behind “getting to know” “that guy”. Clearly he just wants an afro and not a haircut and is hoping the incoming listening President would be able to help him out of the situation he was put in by yaanom.
He didn’t even wait for the president to be sworn in first. All of a sudden Michael Blackson knows how to call public officials by their names. Throughout all his rants he mentioned no names till now. Maybe he, like everyone else had simply given up on expecting anything from Pharoah and his people.
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It is refreshing to know that we finally have a president we can expect things from. However people like Michael Blackson who thought it was cool to mock the incoming president do not get to suddenly start being open-minded for their own personal benefits.
SOURCE: theloudlaymen.com
“That guy”=mahama
Pharoah&Greedy bofrot
Billy Santo
Chief barber keng kong
Nice way to coined pseudo names,they are amazing made up and funny names tho.
Enlighten piece of all standard
Ama pencil you too way good and deep writer!